Nyamplong Bikini Fashion: NYC Streetstyle
Showing posts with label NYC Streetstyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NYC Streetstyle. Show all posts

Friday, December 24, 2010

New Camera...Take 1

Well He has upgraded Fashion by He without many of you even knowing. He went out and bought a new Nikon camera, and here is the first picture He has taken with it. Anyone interested in being in front of the He-lense, just email He. Anyway back to the picture at hand, not sure where those wedges are from but they are pretty f*cking cool, wish He had gotten a better close up of them. The shoes are so cool that He is totally going to ignore the weird jacket and the panda hat/scarf thing that are all the rage right now.
-He

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Lessons in Buying Christian Louboutin...

Christian Louboutin is rolling over where he is right now, or at least he should be. There is no reason for him to be making, let alone for anyone to be buying Christian Louboutin that have a small heel. Of course you shouldn't buy any shoe with a small heel, but that's not the point of the story. The point is that He thinks if you are going to buy a Christian Louboutin heel you have to go high with them. Obviously you would first buy the black pump, and then after you have that you can expand your collection. But the collection should never include a small heel like this. Doesn't the small red heel go defunct and lose its purpose when it can't be seen? The high heel allows others to see the red bottom, these are cheap and gross looking.
-He

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Too Much Brand Recognition...

He doesn't like when people show off the brands they are wearing. You will rarely if ever find a brand name sticking out as horribly as this on He. It's just unnecessary and trashy looking.
-He

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

Be Nice of the Furry Monster Will Attack!


Black fur long jacket and Furry weird style boots? It felt like a monster was walking down the street yesterday. Kinda looks like a DIY version of the outfit from Chanel F/W 2010. Yeaaaaa that's right, He knows some high fashion too. Don't ever doubt the He-knowledge.
-He

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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Take He Back to the Day...

When jean shorts were all over, CL heels click clacking on the streets. NYC had some flurries, and it is bitter cold. He cannot wait for the warm weather to return. If you have never been to NYC when its warm, you are missing out. Might be time for a He-cation, anyone got any warm places for He to come visit.
-He

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Winter Look Gone Totally Wrong...

He is actually speechless. Socks with some sort of knit shoe? Really, He might have to just pretend He didn't really see this happen.
-He

Monday, December 13, 2010

You Think You Are Cold...Guess Again!

This woman has the right idea. Supposedly winter has hit NYC with a baseball bat, because it has been freezing. It's He's feeling that if it's going to be cold, it should snow. Otherwise there is absolutely no reason for it to be this cold and windy. Mother Nature, He hopes you are listening.
-He

Friday, December 10, 2010

It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Is this a Christmas Tree?

Christmas in NYC is great, but He just walked by a farmer stand with these limp looking trees for sale. Are you f*cking serious? Is this a Christmas rip off or what? Where is the rest of the tree? Looks like it's an anorexic tree. This farmer would have to pay me to take this tree off his hands. Hell its not even enough wood to chop up and use to build a fire with. Is this what Christmas is now about, using branches instead of trees? Just saying this doesn't seem right.
-He

Is This a Nightmare? Gross..

Capri Pants, high socks, and some sort of weird wooden booties. Not sure who dressed this woman in the morning, but they should be fired on the spot.
-He

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Hotthe in the Street...Freak in the Bed?

NYC = Black. It's just the way of time. Spend enough time here and you too could have a wardrobe full of black clothing. Obviously this isn't a recently picture as its about 30 degrees in nyc this week.
-He

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Clear Umrellas in the Rain...

Yesterday, NYC has monsoon type rains, it was ridiculous. Anyway people always complain about those of us who walk around the city streets with large umbrellas, but forget that. Yes, He's is a large umbrella guy, He's talking 60 inches wide, sorry people He doesn't want to get wet and if my umbrella size bothers you, man up and get a bigger umbrella. What pisses He off are this girls that walk the streets in their clear umbrellas. First off, they are small and curved so really, these umrellas are pointless. The point of an umbrella is to keep you dry, these keep only your head dry, what a waste. Second, you look ridiculous!!!
-He

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Worst Dressed Duo in NYC?

Not even sure what chick on the left is doing? Just when you think the outfit can't get any worse, He thinks shes wearing those sketchers make your ass less fat shoes. Chick on the right is she really wearing purple socks to match her shirt? Come on, not necessary. Back to the chick on the left, because really from the hair on down, He is not sure there has been a worse dressed person on FbyHe in quite some time.
-He

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Silk + HottHe + Heels = He Approved

Been too long since He posted a picture He took, so He thought He would go back to the basics today. This chick not only had a huge camera, but huge heels too. Just a little bit of sick poking out, long great legs and a silk dress. He thinks silk dresses, pants and whatever else are very underrated. He has written about silk before and its clingy features, might be more of a summer wear item, but it still looks hot.
-He

Friday, November 12, 2010

If you are happy and you know it..Clap Your Hands!

Not sure that anyone is gonna make green tights look good, but with that flower dress and flat shoes, no chance! Yuck, Yuck, Yuck.
-He

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

HottHe of the Week...Girls of RugbyRL

Meet the Girls of Rugby Ralph Lauren. This is kind of a HUGE HottHe of the Week for Fashion by He. First time teaming up with a major player. Honestly, the only reason He decided to feature the Rugby RL girls is because He works close by to the NYC location and there are HottHe's all over that joint. Not even a joke, every girl that works there is stylin and hot. Anyway Rugby RL is Preppy. Preppy isn't out of style, these chicks look ridiculously amazing. Check out Rugby RL.

P.S. He has been working tirelessly on the coolest BEST FEATURE EVER! Click A Picture and a slideshow of all the HottHe's from this week will appear. How F*cking Cool!!!! This way He doesn't have to distort images of the HottHes. No need for thanks, the ArmHe deserves the best. Enjoy!









Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Too Much Hair...

He always talks about long hair being better then short, but like most rules there are exceptions. When 2+ hair things are needed to keep your hair together, you've gone too far. Let the hair grow long, but know the limits, you are not a My Little Pony.
-He

Friday, September 3, 2010

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better...

Welcome back to our weekly FashionVOTE by He - Who Wore it Better? No doubt this is one of the hardest FashionVOTE by He that has been featured - Jeans, an Belt and heels/wedges. Both women are on the phone as well. These pictures are soo close it is almost like playing a game of PhotoHunt in a bar. Before He asks, "Who Wore it Better?" let's break down what we are looking at...

Girl 1: Hey blondie, nice slim fit jeans you got on there. Makes those legs and ass look great. Standing high a pair of wedges are always going to help the body out. The "big" issue here is the tight small belt blonde is wearing. It would appear that the help is a couple of sizes too small. He is all for belts to set off an outfit, but make sure the belt fits and doesn't take away from looking good.
Girl 2: He is a fan of the boyfriend thermal top, cute look. Another great pair of skin tight jeans and legs and ass that look even better because of the height of the heels. Girl 2 however choose a bigger wider oversized belt to spice up the outfit. It fits correctly and looks great.
-He

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2

Get NerdHE for He...

You + Me = Us. He knows He's Calculus.
-He

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