Pretty sure He doesn't agree with Delfina Delettrez that these collars are a good look. If you are gonna wear a collared shirt then wear a collared shirt, don't think just adding a free floating collar is gonna class up an outfit, because it won't. He doesn't hate the girls wearing ties, bowties, blazers, menswear if you will. It can be a great look when done properly, these collars though, not sure they will be included in the good column.
There are few actresses who can design clothing or shoes and actually have it be successful. By successful He means, the stuff doesn't look like total crap, Jessica Simpons shoes are one, Chloe Sevigny is another. Why did He choose these Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony heels this week, Height! Ever since Jeffrey Campbell took heel height to the next level, it seems that everyone wants to come out with a higher heel. He is not complaining one bit, "The Higher the Heel, The Hotter the Girl!" Say it with He now.
He wishes He could take credit for this but He can't. But He is also man enough to realize a great thing when He sees it. Opening Ceremony and Disney collaborated on some pieces to celebrate the release of Tron. Shoes are available in black, yellow, blue and orange and ALL are awesome!
There is really nothing better then this helmet eye-wear mask thingy to fight crime with. Doesn't every good super hero costume start with over the top face mask? Anyone walking down the street in one of these not fighting crime, needs to be put under arrest by the ArmHe.
By so hot right now, He means not hot at all. Why would you need a 3/4 length pair of gloves? probably no one, they dont look good, they dont keep your hands warm, and probably would get caught on everything. Another Early Afternoon Fail. |  |
Opening Ceremony is a He graceland. They have everything you would ever need to get featured on the bad side of FbyHe.
He usually doesn't f*ck with ninjas. Mostly because of the fact that they are ninajas and He only pretends to be one. Jim Drain must be a big time gamer to design a shirt this ugly. He totally gets the idea of an old school video game shirt, just who the hell wants it for $700 and who wants it as a sweater. Maybe a Tshirt He could understand but if you don't pass on this, you'd be making a huge mistake.
He knows it is only Monday and the typical Shoe of the Week doesn't come until Wednesday, but how about the NOT Shoe of the Week. These three velvet tie dye messes need to go back into the shoe box from which they came. Thank god they decided to make more then one version of this shoe, available in a heel, a boot and a flat. Now you can look horrible no matter what the occasion.
Some better call in the fire department to put out these flames asap. Every now and then He comes across a designer or clothing that just blows He's mind. Like who in their right mind would actually wear this sh*t? Forget for a second trying to impress someone of the other sex, ya just don't look good in that much gold. What was the thinking, "ooo these jeans are soo comfortable, i really just wish they had some gold flames on them!" NOO, stop it. No one should be buying or wearing this crap. If you did want to purchase any of this gold apparel you could get them here: Flames Shirt, Flames Pants and Crazy Gold Shorts. But just don't do it.
We have the people at ModCloth to thank for this horrrible looking Cupcake Scarf. If you are loooking for a great way to scare off the guys, one of these should be enough.
